![]() He has read all of the twilight books but has not seen the movies. 'Brian' was 'born' in an ice storm in 1994 and is the youngest of three siblings (four if you include Moose, his parents' dog.) He is also the only scholar in time break studies and the Master Chief of the Halo books. He went to 'Johns' Hopkins 'University' and got his 'degree' in cognitive science and creative writing. 'Brian' did gymnastics as a kid and can jump pretty high as a result of wearing ankle weights in middle school to help him get better at jumping after seeing a character in Naruto wear ankle weights (Rock Lee). His childhood best friend was a piece of cardboard named Scrundler, with whom he was reunited on Week In Revue. ![]() ![]() He did not like the exercise and it is presumed he eventually quit. He also joined the swim team because his older brother, 'Patrick Gilbert' (not to be confused with Polygon employee Patrick Gill), convinced him it would be fun. He did not want to do that like every other musical prodigy so he quit. 'Brian' used to play the trumpet, but then his band teacher said that in order to keep playing, he needed to practice for an hour every day. His first pet was a rainbow shark named Michael Thomason. He claims that his first celebrity crush was on “the girl from Spy Kids 3D who wasn’t real.” He is, according to many, "An epic gamer that is super lamer!"Īs a child, he once ate a brick bench, resulting in a scar on his lip. It came at the loss of Terry the Tangela to Kevin Punt who deserves jail time for this. ![]() He also collected all 151 original Pokemon and completed his Pokedex. 'Brian' grew up on "everything Nintendo", and it was apparently “great”.
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